1)  - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.   (Kelly,  age 6)                                                           

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age  6)                    
                                                                          
3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island.  If you don't    
have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.   ( age  7)              
                                                                          
4) - Sharks are  ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily       
Richardson She's not my  friend any more.   (Kylie, age  6)
                                                                           
5) - A dolphin  breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.  (Billy, age  8)                                                                                                                             
6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a  woman and pots
and comes back with crabs.  (Millie, age  6)                              
                                                                          
7) - When ships  had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes when  the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to  
make the wind come.  My  brother said they would have been better off     
eating beans.  (William,  age 7)                                          
                                                                          
8) -  Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and
I like  their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?     
Like,  really?   (Helen, age 6)                                           
                                                                          
9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby  brother is  always  
crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister  has just got   
pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age  6)                   
                                                                          
10) - Some fish  are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting.  Electric eels can   
give you a shock.  They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug  themselves in to chargers.                             
( Christopher, age  7)                                                     
                                                                          
11) - When you  go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes   
my willy small.  (Kevin, age 6)                                           
                                                                          
12)  - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water.  Divers can't
go  down alone, so they have to go down on each other.  (Becky, age  8)   
                                                                          
13) - On  vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was    
going very fast.  She says she won't do it again because water fired      
right up her big fat ass..  (Julie, age 7)                                
                                                                          
14)  - The ocean is made up of water and fish.  Why the fish don't drown  
I  don't know.  (Bobby, age 6)                                            
                                                                          
15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean He knows all  about the ocean.    
What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.    
(James, age 7)